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How many __________________ does it take to change a light bulb?
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I will start.

How many Messianics does it take to change a light bulb?
Three to make sure light bulbs are not against Torah observance, and three to hold the light bulb while the first one checks to make sure the bulb-type is according to Torah. But they are not putting it in, because H and A usually do it and they are more talented at doing it: anyone else would just mess everything up.

How many Messianics does it take to change a light bulb?
First, somebody go make sure it is really out. I know it's really dark in that room, but you never know. . . .

How many Messianics does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, you know that saying: Three Messianics, four opinions.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
One or two, but be sure you serve "hot dish" and "Watergate Salad" afterward, or they won't come.

How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Who knows, but don't expect them to move two feet at the same time while doing it, for fear of being accused of dancing.